2006?
Dude, are you kidding me? You don't even know the year? Did you even know the date before I told you (in my parentheses)? Damn, you are, like, thick as fuck. And not in the nice buttcheek way, in the way that your skull is probably like 5 inches thick.
...Oh hey, looks like Duke texted Cal again.
DUKE: are you here yet
CAL: hey asshole give me some time Z Z Z
DUKE: dude what are you even doing it's been like 20 minutes and you're literally like 3 trailers away
CAL: a
CAL: ok man you are literally so annoying
CAL: nah just kidding. not gonna lie i got distracted as all hell bc i saw a roach on my wall
DUKE: ok
CAL: ok?
CAL: thats all u have to say
CAL: i told you about a sick roach and all i get is 'ok'
CAL: and to think i was gonna bring it to you as a yummy snack. fuck you man
DUKE: gross
DUKE: come over
CAL: damn bro okokok if you wanted a hot kiss on the lips all you had to say was please g
DUKE: k
Cal's last message was gay as hell. →
