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DUKE: hey cal
CAL: hey fucker i i i e e e e e i
CAL: what do you want from me you foul beast
DUKE: to hang out
DUKE: i called you earlier to ask and you didnt pick up dude
CAL: oh damn my bad shithead
CAL: what do you even wanna do
CAL: it's literally like 90 degrees out i dont wanna go anywhere but my fucking floor h
DUKE: i can drive us somewhere
CAL: fuck no man we aint goin nowhere
CAL: can i come over and fuck around on your ps2 or somethin
CAL: my trailers so hot i think im gonna turn into a puddle of green shit
DUKE: sure
CAL: k be there soon